Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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