I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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