Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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