I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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