I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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