Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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