Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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