All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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