I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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