I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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