Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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