U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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