TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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