I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?