all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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