So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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