im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
is that a dick in a sweater?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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