How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
