question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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