he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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