SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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