whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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