how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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