I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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