You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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