i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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