i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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