hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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