...so i touched it.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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