I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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