Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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