I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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