Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
