I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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