he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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