Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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