OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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