I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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