Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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