nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
