When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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