fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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