BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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