When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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