We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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