Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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