And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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