we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm too high and old for this...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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