The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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