I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
the raccoons are back...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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