So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just want nice things and good sex
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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